Dont hit kids, really, they have guns.

2.857145
Average: 2.9 (7 votes)
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Have a nice trip? Why didn't you send me a postcard?

2
Average: 2 (10 votes)
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Just be yourself. Theres not enough time to be someone else!

3
Average: 3 (9 votes)
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Theres two types people in the world I hate. Racist people and chinese.

2.75
Average: 2.8 (8 votes)
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no women no cry

1.642855
Average: 1.6 (14 votes)
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When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you!

2
Average: 2 (13 votes)
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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.

3.1875
Average: 3.2 (16 votes)
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

2.642855
Average: 2.6 (14 votes)
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Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

2.9
Average: 2.9 (10 votes)
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I am not stupid, I just have bad luck when I am thinking.

3
Average: 3 (15 votes)
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